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What writers write when they 1) aren't writing, 2) are avoiding writing or 3) need a word count to convince their spouses they are writing.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

preparation and panic...the big sur writers workshop

Checklist of things to do...

1. Hold seance to channel successful authors (preferably not those who died young and destitute)...

2. Make desperate offering to Great Publishing Gods (clams and urchins work best)...



3. Kiss babies for good luck (can never hurt)...



4. Groom self, make good impression...



5. Prepare for constructive criticism...



6. Network ("Girl, you let him touch your clams?!")...



7. Make new friends (he smell funny, but he creative genius, and gots nice socks)...



8. PANIC!

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